Question 1

I love rapper pub tours, when are they and can I come?"

Accepted Answer

We crawl on the second Friday of the month, except when we don't... In November we crawl on the Saturday of Thrales Weekend and we usually take a break in August, cos even we need a holiday.   We love company, so feel free to tag along. Bring your friends.   Check out our Diary for details.

Question 2

When is Thrales Weekend? Can I come?

Accepted Answer

Our annual birthday extravaganza is held on the second weekend of November. We’d love you to be there.   Contact us for details.

Question 3

Why do you wear trousers, I thought proper rapper teams wore hoggers?"

Accepted Answer

You thought wrong. Check out the trouser-wearing Swalwell, Winlaton and Beadnell, and they’re all “proper” teams from Northumberland.

Question 4

Why are you all so serious?

Accepted Answer

It’s a look...

Question 5

Those aren’t swords, why do you call it sword dancing?"

Accepted Answer

A rose by any other name would still have thorns.

Question 6

Is it true you’ve bought part of the island of Sark and call it Hestershire?

Accepted Answer

Not yet, but we’re saving up our pennies.

Question 7

What is Commit No Nuisance?

Accepted Answer

It’s Victorian for ‘don’t piss here’.

Question 8

Where do you practice?

Accepted Answer

After many happy years at the Welsh congregational chapel, we have made a new home in Clerkenwell at The Peel Institute, Northampton Road, EC1R OHU. Nearest tube is Angel.   We meet 8-10pm on Monday nights throughout the year (except for bank holidays).   Email us if you need more details.

Question 9

Who is Hester Thrale?

Accepted Answer

Hester Thrale is our adopted patron. She had smarts, wrote stuff and saved an ailing brewery. She was much more than just “a companion to Dr. Johnson”, so ignore English Heritage.

Question 10

Is there an official Thrales theme song?

Accepted Answer

Of course! It’s called “Andy Williams wants a wee-wee”.

Question 11

Do you have a flag?

Accepted Answer

Yup. It reminds us where we parked the tents.

Question 12

What is the Middlesex Coal Board?

Accepted Answer

It’s a coal board in Middlesex. They're our sponsors. This is their website.   But there isn't any coal in Middlesex...?   Ah, but there might have been.

Question 13

You guys should have some sort of Thrales app.

Accepted Answer

That’s not even a question.

Question 14

If I email you, will I get different answers to these questions?"

Accepted Answer

Highly unlikely...